Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?
Gotta do everything my damn self in this house smh
red and green being co-opted by christmas is one of the worst things that’s ever happened in human history. there are only 2 pretty complementary color pairs and that’s one of them. it’s the earthiest of the complementary pairs, and can also be the eeriest. red and green does so much for us every day but you can’t use them together for anything or else everyone will go “it’s kinda christmassy.” it’s literally a tragedy. my bestfriends red and green don’t deserve that. it’s not their fault
look at this!!! look at what christmas stole from us!!! orange/blue and purple/yellow could NEVER
Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, “So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it’s gone” the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad
“what if the house was haunted” what if the house WASNT haunted. what if your continual presence there is what corrupts. what if you are what haunts this house
